every year, the night before Denver Zine Fest, we host a zine reading at the Denver Zine Library. This year, John Porcellino read an excerpt about a dream he had. It was called Dream about David Lee Roth. He was playing an organ badly, when all of a sudden David Lee Roth was sitting next to him and he was hitting the perfect keys to a rock ballad. "David", john said, "You're an amazing singer!" "But David", john said, "can you get your knee out of my ass?" And he woke up from his dream and said his underwear was twisted in his crack. Always a good reading.